Celebs in a five minutes

This week highlight is five minutes or less:

* Britney Crotch Watch 2006 continues - if you missed it, Britney was caught pantyless three times in one week. What did Kfed take all your panties? Someone for goodness sake buy this girl some undies.

* TomKat held another reception in LA this past weekend for all her friends that weren't invited to the Italy affair. Would you go if you were one of her Dawson Creek friends and you only got an invitation to this party and not the $6 million dollar private jet party with JLo?

* Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen's divorce is final now. Hopefully, they will stop bad mouthing each other now. The kicker is that his new girlfriend can't wait to get married and have a child of their own. Sister, did you hear what he did to Denise? Come on and smell the coffee.

* Speaking of divorces - Pam and Kid Rock. Were you really surprised? I guess the three wedding receptions were one for every month they were married.

* LaLohan is reportedly going to AA meetings but was photographed drinking with her MOM. Dina your daughter is 20 - as in not legal to drink yet. You want to take some parenting responsibility and do something about that?

* And biggest news yet - Angelina and Brad came out for her movie premiere where she gushed about their love and commitment. She said that they didn't expect to fall in love and that neither of them was looking for a relationship when they got together. Nothing about their relationship will be okay with me. Every time I see them together all I can think of is "home wrecker" and "cheater".

That's all I got. Night Internet.