5 years ago

TODAY is Jack and I's 5 year "dating" anniversary. We are going to celebrate tonight with a lovely dinner at a not yet decided restaurant. I'm looking forward to dinner and eating like I'm not getting married in a couple of months.

Which brings me to my pants:

So today as I was trying to figure out what to wear... I decided to see if the pants that I brought for my graduation (5 years ago) still fit. Blessed be, they still do. Button and everything. Well, that was 4 hours ago. NOW, I feel like I'm going to explode and if I have to eat lunch I might actually pop the button. But lets think about what I was going on in my head at about 7:53 am (yes, I was late again) as I was trying them on:

What should I wear with this sweater? I can't wear those pants I wore them yesterday.
Gray wouldn't match. What about black? Black's slimming, good idea. Hum, they're all dirty.
What about these. Oh I haven't worn those in years.
I wonder if I still fit in them. No way. I should try.
Wait, focus, time is ticking.
I'll try them on anyway.
Wait, Wait, THEY FIT.
Can I zipper them? YES I CAN!
What about the button. THey totally buttoned!
OMG I wore these pants 5 years ago when I was skinny and full of life.
I can't believe they fit.
Well, they're kinda of tight. But they FIT. Well, my butt kind of looks huge but they fit.
JACK, DO THESE PANTS MAKE MY BUTT LOOK TOO BIG?

At which point Jack reminded me that I was wasting time and that the pants were fine. So content with the idea that they fit I didn't think twice about it. UNTIL now that I'm sitting in this lame cube wondering how many hours it is until I can take these damn pants off!