Not smart

Daniel was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Robin was really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds." AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Daniel got up early and left for work. When Robin woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Daniel have been scheduled for Friday.